[Indies Unlimited is brought to you in part by Vibra-Buzz Ear Canal Massagers]
Your ear canals work just as hard as the rest of your body, but when was the last time you thought of your ear canals when you got a so-called “total body massage?”
Probably never. That’s why Vibra-Buzz invented the Ear Canal Massager! It’s powered by a tiny battery and provides a relaxing sonic pulse to your ear canals, bringing soothing relief from all the stress of listening to a bunch of crap all day long.
Vibra-Buzz is the same ear canal massager used by the astronauts!* Our space-age technology assures your safety and satisfaction. For a limited time, you can try the Vibra-Buzz Ear Canal Massager for as little as $29.95**. Act today, while supplies last!
*May not actually be used by astronauts.
**Price does not include shipping and handling. Batteries sold separately.
DISCLAIMER: Some users have reported mild side effects including hearing loss, seizures, unconsciousness, and death. If these symptoms should appear or persist, please discontinue use of the device and see an undertaker immediately.