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I saw this reported in the New England Journal of Medicine a year ago. It doesn’t work. The crap just piles up and waits for you.
Film at Eleven.
And I thought we were pg13 …… oh, ear canal. 😀
I c-c-c-c-an’t-t-t-t-t hear-r-r-r-r-r yo-o-o-o-o-o-ou, son-on-on-on-ee. Yo-o-o-o-o-ou’llllll ha-a-a-a-ave tooooo speak up!
Stephen, this isn’t one of those deals like the nuns said, where if you “you-know-what”, you go blind, only now it’s go deaf?
(Ahem) Use of the device in any manner not in accordance with the manufacturer’s recommendations nullifies the warranty. That’s all I’m sayin’ 😉
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