[Indies Unlimited is made possible in part by the people at Savage Senior Inc., makers of personal protective devices for senior citizens]
Is your neighborhood filling up with hooligans and whippersnappers, menacing the walkways with their boom boxes and skateboard machines?
Are you missing important parts of Matlock because of their antics, shenanigans, and tom-foolery?
Does it seem like some punk is always on your lawn?
With Savage Senior’s Razorcane, your worries are over! Give those scoundrels a whack with this bad boy, and they’ll find out how important health care insurance really is.
Our space-age nano-tube blades are stronger than steel and keep a better edge, so you’ll slice right through their dungarees. Best of all, with Medicare and your insurance, you may not have to pay a dime out-of-pocket.
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