Category: Fake-Outs

Review Action Package!

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I know, I know: getting reviews out of readers is one of the great mysteries of our days. Why, oh why, are people so averse to posting their opinions online? You put your books out there, bared your soul for all to see – some even for free – yet these readers will not reward you with a meager review. What’s an author to do?

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SplatCo Presents…

[Indies Unlimited is brought to you in part by the fine folks at SplatCo Pet Solutions]
Winter can be a real bummer for the golf enthusiast, but Rover never takes a day off.

Thanks to the folks at SplatCo, now you can keep your swing in good form and have some fun maintaining a clean yard. The SplatCo Pooper Putter is a neat new way to work on your chip shots and rid your lawn of pet waste.

Available in 9 iron, pitching wedge and sand wedge, the SplatCo Pooper Putter is fitted with a snap-on plastic splatter shield in case the weather isn’t quite as cold as you thought.

Remember, if you’re worried about what your neighbors might think, they’ve probably already ordered one. Shouldn’t you?

Razorcane!

[Indies Unlimited is made possible in part by the people at Savage Senior Inc., makers of personal protective devices for senior citizens]

Is your neighborhood filling up with hooligans and whippersnappers, menacing the walkways with their boom boxes and skateboard machines?

Are you missing important parts of Matlock because of their antics, shenanigans, and tom-foolery?

Does it seem like some punk is always on your lawn?

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A Word From Our Sponsor

[Indies Unlimited is brought to you in part by Vibra-Buzz Ear Canal Massagers]

Your ear canals work just as hard as the rest of your body, but when was the last time you thought of your ear canals when you got a so-called “total body massage?”

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*May not actually be used by astronauts.
**Price does not include shipping and handling. Batteries sold separately.

DISCLAIMER: Some users have reported mild side effects including hearing loss, seizures, unconsciousness, and death. If these symptoms should appear or persist, please discontinue use of the device and see an undertaker immediately.