Bob Hammond Thanksgiving

Bob Hammond thanksgivingThe season of thanks is upon us and as before, I suspect many of you will be giving thanks for my many fabulous books. Here’s my latest instant bestseller:
A Bob Hammond Thanksgiving.

I wrote this book for the trillions of Americans, whatever their nationality, to say, “You’re welcome.”

As a bonus, I include some of my favorite holiday recipes so you’ll know what to feed me if you’re ever fortunate enough have the opportunity to prepare a meal for me.

Remember, just because you’re cooking a turkey doesn’t mean you have to read one. So throw away whatever bargain-bin crap you’ve been filling your brain with and enjoy a feast for your mind. If this book were a restaurant entree, it would be the most expensive thing on the menu stuffed with the second most expensive thing and drenched in champagne. Enjoy.

Featured Book: Trip ‘n Die

Trip n Die Trip ‘n Die
by Meg Frith
Genres: women’s fiction, humor
Available from Amazon

With the absence of her mother, Jennifer Cornwall had little guidance during her childhood. Now, at twenty, she’s trying to piece together the rules for adulthood. It’s a journey through strengths, weaknesses and comical crises, but oh, what a journey it turns out to be … for everyone.

1001 Bad Ideas

1001 Bad IdeasAre you sick and tired of people ripping off your great ideas and making millions from something you thought of first? If, like hundreds of other people, you are constantly plagued with great ideas, breakthrough thinking, and inspired vision, this book is for you!

It may be impossible to keep people from stealing your ideas, but there is a way to make sure they suffer when they do: have bad ideas instead of good ones. With the multi-billion dollar awards given out by juries in civil cases these days, it just takes one bad idea for karma to come a knockin’.

Of course, you specialize in good ideas. You don’t know where to even begin looking for bad ideas. If only there were some ready-to-use resource. International mega-superstar author Bob Hammond comes to the rescue once again with his latest book, 1001 Bad Ideas.

Skeptical? Let’s have a peek:

#38 Bathtub Toaster: You’re relaxing in a nice bubble bath when you think to yourself, boy, some toast would be really good right now. BUT the toaster is all the way in the kitchen! With the bathtub toaster, you’ll never have to leave the tub again for a bathtime snack!

#157 Adult Incontinence Product with Voice Chip: Wearers of adult incontinence products no longer need fear the risk of infection and embarrassing odors from forgetting to change their garment. Now, with voice-chip technology, whether you’re lounging around the house, playing shuffleboard with friends, or sitting in church, a loud synthetic voice will remind you it is time to change your incontinence product!

#206 Quicksand Kitty Litter: Despite what most kitty litter products claim, they do not get rid of litterbox odors. The only way to eliminate cat odors is to eliminate the cat. Quicksand Kitty Litter: Buh-bye, Puff!

#819 Extreme Adventure Cruise Titanic Reenactment: You’ve seen the movie, but are you ready to live the adventure? Combine fine dining with the adrenaline rush of near-certain death in the icy North Atlantic waters as we actually ram our ship into a giant iceberg! This is an adventure vacation you’re sure to remember if you survive!

And these are just a sample of the truly horrible ideas guaranteed to get intellectual property thieves sued into oblivion. Get your copy today before somebody else beats you to it!

Saturday Book Showcase: Triple Dog Dare

Triple Dog DareTriple Dog Dare
by K.S. Brooks and Stephen Hise
Genres: Chick-lit, humor, rom-com
Rating: 4.8 star average from 46 reviews
Available at Amazon.

Mayhem ensues when Stu, a wealthy dog breeder, is forced to retrieve a prize pup from the woman he secretly loves. But the dog has become a celebrity, and Stu’s dream girl needs the pup to meet a publication deadline she was obligated to by her arrogant and controlling fiancé. Continue reading “Saturday Book Showcase: Triple Dog Dare”