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Here at IULabs, we take pride in creating products designed to help indie authors. It’s all about making life easier and taking your money. And the Genre Analyzing Generator (or GAG) is yet another in a long line of inventions to assist authors in finding their niche and making money!
The great thing about the GAG is how easy it is to use – and how accurate it is! We know it can sometimes be a chore to decide under what genre to classify your magnum opus. Don’t sweat it! Just feed your manuscript into the GAG and it will search for phrases, keywords, and dialogue in order to find just the right genre for your book.
Here are two perfect examples for you:
We fed Twilight into the GAG and got:
Juvenile Fantasy
Urban Fantasy
New Age
Kissing Fiction
And for 50 Shades, we got:
Cult Literature
Romance
Autobiography
Parody
As you can see, the GAG was right on the money, both times! So don’t spend anymore time fretting over the best genre categorizations for your novel. Order your GAG today, and get a move on!
Use the GAG as directed. Other uses are not sanctioned by IULabs. Do not insert anything other than manuscripts into the GAG. Not meant to be used while driving or sleeping. Bodily injury, coma, or death may come as a result of improper use. Should a manuscript become lodged within the GAG for more than 4 hours, do not attempt to probe the GAG. Instead, dial the technical support number in your user’s manual. User’s manual sold separately.
Do you have it in pewter?
Is there an app for that?
omg, I was just telling my online writing group that I needed one of these!
Love it, Kae!
What a gag! 🙂
My magnum opus got:
cryptosmut
whine ordinaire
juvenile delirum
YA SF MF SOB LOL
cornedbeef#
steampuke
I heard the hand crank only comes on the deluxe model — is that true?
Just what I was looking for!
RFOL. When it is finished perhaps it can hand crank some ice cream, too.
A friend of mine gave me one of those. (Ice cream maker.) I said, “Free, seriously, no joke, and never been used?”
“Yep. Yours.”
I since threw it out. Never been used or tried. I had read the manual, and then read it again, and decided that it’s only friggin ice cream. You can buy that stuff already made, and it’s better, duh…
Um, it’s not working for me, Kat. Can you send me a different link? And also something that counts and rolls spare change? Thanks again…Oh, and I can’t find the keyword finder anywhere. Sorry to be such a pain…
Not sure what you mean by “keyword finder” – you mean the article about tags?
P.S. authors don’t have spare change. Problem solved. 😉
No, I was just joking about my inability to get things on this site to work for me unless you send me a link.
No author should be without a GAG. I bet it’s only $19.99…and if we order right now, we get the second one for free!
Haha, The user’s manual is sold separately? Ah, who reads them anyhow?
I think I broke it…
Mine started smoking. Is blue and smoke ok?
I needed a laugh today, Kat, thank you so much for that.
I just noticed the “Advertisement” just above the article. HAHAHAHAHA! Good touch
Does it work in French? or Azerbaijani?