“Would you mind sitting somewhere else?”
“Where’s my wallet?”
“What are you doing outside that window?”
“When was the last time you saw the decedent?”
You know—the usual stuff. Obviously people see me as a guy with the answers. Probably not the answers you are looking for, but answers nonetheless. I’ve decided to put my amazing powers of snark at your service. So go ahead and ask a question. I will answer you. After all, it costs you nothing to ask and profits you nothing to receive my answer. Probably because IU is a non-profit organization—as far as I can tell.