I will survive – ‘ReKindled’ version.’
Dedicated to the team at Indies Unlimited who have guided me through the maze of Google Plus, Stumble On, Diggit, Twitter and Facebook to mention a few of the tutorial subjects that have helped me become a social networking genius.At first I was afraid I was petrified Kept typing promo emails With wine gums by my side And then I spent so many nights Thinking I was going wrong But I grew strong And I learned how to get along Thanks to this site In cyber space I signed up to find some help And found some clever folk who’re ace I should have checked them out before I should have read all helpful posts If I’ve have known for just one second They were such accommodating hosts So thanks to Hise And KS Brooks I have recently Learned to pimp my fellow author’s books Weren’t they the ones who tried to tutor me, oh my! Did you think I would Stumble Did you think I’d fall down and cry? Oh no, not I I will survive Oh, as long as I have my laptop I know I’ll stay online I’ve got lots of likes, oh look On my page now on Facebook And I’ll survive I will survive, hey hey. It took all the strength I had Not to fall apart Kept trying hard to understand Tech lessons and all that craft And I spent oh so many nights Just struggling with their tips I used to sigh But now I hold my head up high And you see me Somebody new I’m not that confused aged person Now I’m feeling ‘phew!’ I can tweet loud like a crow I can share with all my mates* And now I know how to promote So many peeps in cyber space. Come on and try For goodness sake Get mingling with us You won’t make more mistakes Weren’t you the agent who tried to break me with ‘goodbye’ Did you think I’d crumble? Did you think I’d lay down and cry? Oh no, not I I will survive Oh, as long as I have my laptop I know I’ll stay online I’ve got lots of likes, oh look On my page now on Facebook And I’ll survive I will survive I will survive…
*mates – British slang for ‘friends’
Apologies to Gloria Gaynor but just be thankful I didn’t post a YouTube video of me singing this.
Want to sing along? You can!
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Carol E Wyer is a Contributing Author for Indies Unlimited and author of the novel, MINI SKIRTS AND LAUGHTER LINES. For more information, please see the IU Bio page and her website: http://www.carolewyer.co.uk