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Ah, but does it recognise differences in the rules between different countries. If so, I’ll take a dozen.
I’ll take a case full and I’ll post a picture of me polishing my English whether you want one or not! 🙂
Amazing – I’ve been waiting for this stuff for the last ten years! Two cases to Warsaw, as quick as you can! Visa ok? 🙂
Where is it? Quickly, where can it get it!
Oops, a typo in “where can I get it.” I needed now! Don’t you wish some genius built the software already?
LOL, can I spray people with potty mouth or politicians spouting rubbish?
I hope that’s the family size and not the single writer one. If so, I fear there is no hope.
LOL – if I order in the next few minutes will I get not just one, but two for the low price of……..?
Eat your heart out Bill Gates! I’ll have a truck load. Oh, and you’ll be needing some personal security now, Steve? My rates are very competitive.
Love it! :Love it! Love it. I’ll take three cases.
“NOW how much would you pay? Don’t answer yet!” 😉
I could use a case or two. Is there a staff discount?
Oh, how funny. I’m a retired small-town journalist. I’ve even won some awards, But the answer to what will I pay is: as little as possible. If you think book publishers don’t pay well, you should try small-town radio stations and newspapers. I had some fun, though. But fiction is so much more interesting. My best to you.
But wouldn’t it be fun if there were such a polish? Just think, a pain-free way to make our prose equal to those of the best of us. Wow.
This is another sign of the times. When I was a gel, we had to mix beeswax with the Oxford and make our own. I’ll take a dozen.
Is it buy one get one free?
Stephen Hise, you’re a clever little devil.
You flatter me sir. I’ll take it. 😉