Is this you: You really, really want to write that novel, but you can’t manage to do it while working for the man. Your writing is calling you, and you feel tormented. You want to sell everything and move to the middle of nowhere to answer your authorial calling. You’d make the move to writing full-time in a heartbeat if you just knew how.
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My dream life!
Ooh, where do I sign up? 😉
Finally! Does it tell you how to build a log cabin, too?
The first issue is more mud hut speed, to conserve money. But they get into actually using sticks and logs in a later issue. 😉
Truly Inspirational ! You are the MUSE folks are waiting for ,Miz Brooks.
Nobel , here I come.!
I’ve got a jump start on this; how about I write a chapter on using my old Kindle with whispernet when I’m out of cell range?
How did you know that I’ve been threatening to move to a yurt in the woods? Is my place bugged or something?
Perfect! My subscription money…uh, make that the chicken I’m sending you in payment should arrive shortly. Just listen for the racket. (Thanks so much for this – the chicken really makes a racket and is keeping me from writing.)
-giggles- Just what I always wanted. 😀
I couldn’t find the sign up link, is that the first lesson in hermit living? No signing up for anything?
It’s all very secretive. They have to be – I believe they’re squatters and the haven’t been squatting long enough to develop rights. 😉