I used to be a magician’s assistant. Nothing fancy. I did a few close-up bits that kept kids quiet on airplanes; I knew a few secrets that David Copperfield paid me not to tell. Mainly I wore a leotard and fishnets and pointed at things so no one would notice the magician furiously changing his clothes behind a screen. Much of it I’ve forgotten or have promised my lawyers I’ll never reveal until I see a few more zeroes on the offer. One trick, though, I can reliably pull off: when readers tell me they like my books and I ask them to post a few words for an Amazon review, these nice people invariably disappear. Ta-dah!
Seriously. Was it something I said? I shower regularly. See my dentist twice a year. Or perhaps the font in my messages was too impertinent?
Maybe, as some of my writer friends have suggested, putting a few thoughts together about a book feels too intimidating. Maybe you don’t feel like a “real” reviewer and therefore don’t know what to write. Well, here at Indies Unlimited, we pride ourselves on helping readers as well as authors. And on the creative way we rip off pay homage to those who’ve had some pretty darned good ideas. So here are a few templates we’ve shamelessly swiped from Mad Libs and modified to fit our evil uses borrowed to help stimulate your review building. Enjoy.
Oh, crap! Now I have no excuses. Um, but I need a template for … (whisper, whisper). Can you help me with that one? lol
LOL! Just move a few lines around and put the little white dog in the appropriate setting. 🙂
There’s an old saying – You can lead a horse to water, but you cannot make it drink. Same goes for people writing reviews…
Even if we make it fun? 😀
Great post Laurie. When I started doing reviews I remembered my English Lit teacher in high school. She was very particular about how a good review should be written. Even after all these years I couldn’t forget her instruction. Love the templates – had never thought of something like that. So very helpful for everyone. Thanks!
I can’t remember that, either, L. Mad Libs to the rescue! 😉
Can you set up a template for edgy YA? I may need one of those in a couple of months… 🙂 Great post.
Thanks, Julie! 😀
I knew I was making this reviewing thing too difficult. Thanks for the advice, Laurie. 🙂
LOL…
Thanks, Laurie for this tutorial. You make it sound so easy. BigAl is going to love my submissions from now on, I’m sure of it. 🙂
I think I shall use these templates from now on, BigAl. Laurie covered all the bases, right? 😀
All except the edgy YA genre.
Hilarious, Laurie.
Haha! Very good! I’m on my way to do some reviews now…:)
Well done! I am contemplating including the last template in the back of all subsequent editions of my urban fantasy series. Although I’ll have to rewrite them all first to add a little white dog, I guess. Hmm.
-giggles- I’m with Lynne! We should include a review template at the back of each printed book, complete with a stamped, self-addressed envelope! Not sure what to do about digital books though. Maybe we could bribe them with offers of cookies?
There’s an online Mad Libs generator…hmm, with a bit of clever encoding, we might be able to mash one together for reviews…
Excellent! I’m always cautious about doing reviews so I’m never sure if they are good reviews or not! These are great!
LOL Laurie. 😉
A very amusing take on reviewing and reviews, Laurie; let’s face it, reviews are one of the uppermost things in nearly every author’s mind.