Introducing ReviewBot!

[Indies Unlimited is proud to be sponsored in part by ReviewBot, an innovative technology from EvilCo.]

Have you toiled for months to produce a fascinating eBook? Did you do all the right things to promote it, giving away thousands of copies, only to find no one is posting reviews? Those days are over!

ReviewBot is an innovative technological advance aimed at making sure the people who download your book follow through with reviews.

The program works by simply installing a few thousand lines of code at the end of your regular MOBI file. Once your book is downloaded, ReviewBot will provide up to two weeks for the customer to finish the book and post a review. If they don’t, ReviewBot will log on to their Amazon account by reverse-engineering the process they used to download your book, and will post a review on their behalf!

ReviewBot uses a sophisticated review language randomizer so that each review is uniquely worded. The analyzer will assign a star-rating that is equal to the modal value of the reviews already on your book, or automatically assign five stars if your book has less than ten reviews.

Just imagine the impact on your book’s position in the Amazon algorithms. With ReviewBot, your book will have stars enough to outshine titles by the big publishers, getting you the attention you deserve!

Why toil in obscurity any longer? Order yours today!

DISCLAIMER: The FCCCP has not approved ReviewBot for areas with heavy military or civilian air traffic or near areas in which flammable materials are stored. Aim ReviewBot away from face. Do not use heavy solvents to clean ReviewBot. If a rash develops or persists, contact your dermatologist. That doesn’t have anything to do with ReviewBot – it’s just good advice.

Author: Stephen Hise

Stephen Hise is the Evil Mastermind and founder of Indies Unlimited. Hise is an independent author and an avid supporter of the indie author movement. Learn more about Stephen at his website or his Amazon author page.

32 thoughts on “Introducing ReviewBot!”

  3. How timely Stephen! I will be revealing my new cover for my memoir soon, and planning on doing another e-Book giveaway to celebrate! Where do we sign up? ROFL 😀 I hope their sponsorship is making you very rich indeed!

    1. I think this product will make me richer than all my other imaginary products combined. It’s certainly off to a better start than my boil-in-bag toast.

  5. P.S. You may be joking, but some enterprising entrepreneur is entertaining the idea for real, as we sit here rolling on the floor laughing. 🙂

    2. That may be, but as my post now dates my claim to the intellectual property of said product, I’ll have standing for a suit and will become rich beyond my mildest dreams.

      I learned my lesson from the Snuggie – although in my original concept, it had pant-legs instead of sleeves. 🙂

  6. Um, can you set it to randomly generate both 4 and 5 star reviews only – really, only five star reviews might make others suspicious. 🙂 Brilliant!!!

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