Here at Automotive Solutions, we recognize and sympathize with the plight of indie authors.
That’s why we offer a free publishing contract with every purchase. Not only will you drive off the lot with a premium previously-owned automobile, but you will have the peace of mind of knowing all the grunt work of editing and publishing* your work is covered!
Larry back there runs the copy machine and my niece is in honors English. The covers are all professionally done by the guy who does our signs. You won’t have to worry about no one being able to read your name!
You need what all successful authors need: reliable transportation. No credit? No Problem!** Come on down today and get a free bag of cat food with any test drive! The keys to success might just happen to fit in an ignition switch!
*Separate charges may apply to processing, handling, reading, proofing, editing, layout, design, cover art, other publication services, and marketing.
**Applies to cash transactions only.
Thanks for the laugh.
🙂
That’s it! We need a lemon law for these shysters! Brilliant, EM! 😀
If only!
Change a few words around and this could be an ad for a vanity press. I good laugh.
Heh.
Funny – but would be less funny if it were less true.
But it also wouldn’t be more funny if it were more true. 😛
Aye, and therein lies the rub. 🙂
I can’t read the sign 😉
LOL. You mean the part in fine print? Don’t worry about it. 😉
Honest Joe Used Cars and Abused Authors
Being across the big pond I’m not able to take up this option, but I might ask my local mechanic if he’ll edit my new books for me when I take the car in for service.
I know publishing is changing, but isn’t this going just a teeny weeny bit too far?