What could possibly be better than Spring time in hermit land? Sure, the rain pours in through the gaps in your moss roof, but you’re a writer – and you’re living the Hermit Writer’s Life.
In the April edition of Hermit Writer’s Life Magazine, you’ll find all sorts of innovative articles to help you think outside the box you’re living in and optimize your situation.
Our staff of successful and experienced hermit authors will provide you with the tools you need to:
- Reinforce your roof with plastic bags and rejection letters
- Keep bears out of your food supply
- Smuggle liquid soap out of rest area bathrooms
- Turn wildflowers into a pretty salad
- Receive royalty payments without a bank account
- And much, much more.
And of course, we always have articles for newbies who want to throw it all away, move to the woods, and write full-time. Don’t put off that move any longer! Follow your dream now! Subscribe to Hermit Writer’s Life Magazine today, and as a bonus we’ll send you the Wilderness Weight Loss Guide for free! (additional shipping and handling charges apply.)
LOL, this is actually my dream life. 🙂
Well then, you should come visit me!
When’s a good time? 🙂
I can’t wait for my first issue!
Just a question before I commit:
Will there be an issue explaining which leaves are safe to use if you make like a bear in the woods and which ones to avoid for rashes? 😛
Absolutely! In these parts, the Kalispell people used the leaves of the mullein because they were so soft.
Awesome! ROFL!
😀
But the important thing is to learn how to avoid poison oak and poison ivy. 🙂
We don’t have those here.
How about making a dinner from packets of crackers and ketchup?
One subscription, please. Send to:
Stressed-out author,
c/o Never enough time,
23 Wrung-out Street,
I hate other people’s-ville
Warsaw,
Poland
I’m pretty much living the hermit writer’s life now but could sure use some tips about the roof! I don’t suppose you do an installment plan? Read now, pay later?
Happy Easter Kat, and all the minions!