I launched Indies Unlimited in October, and have done my best to bring high-quality infotainment to millions of people (as far as you know) from all corners of the globe. Everybody knows you just can’t get this kind of weapons-grade blogging on any street corner, and I’m sure you guys and gals are all wondering what to do to repay old Uncle Steve during this season of giving. That’s the kind of fantasy world I live in.
I had hoped to be able to afford to buy my wife something special this year, like that two-ply store-brand toilet paper she’s always going on about. She can be a little high-maintenance that way – couple of splinters and you never hear the end of it.
The good news is, you can help! See that hat in the lower left sidebar? Well, that is a pay-pal thingy, and you could toss a couple of bucks in there to help out your dear old Uncle Steve. Sure, you could squander your good will on some high-end professional charity that delivers video games to the homeless, or buys shoes for fish. I’m not saying they’re not worthy, but c’mon.
I know you’ll feel better if you just toss a couple of bucks in the hat, and if you feel really awful about stuff you did this year, go ahead and assuage your guilt by dumping truckloads in there. Think of it as one-stop unburdening.
This concludes my annual bleg. Well, it’ll be breakfast time soon, so I’d better get out there before all the good road kill is gone.
Yes, by all means, throw some money in that hat. I want to make sure this blog stays alive…it's a daily dose of laughter that this world badly needs. Okay, I badly need it. And I'm too broke to put any money in that hat so I was hoping to guilt you into doing it for me.
And while you're at it, if you've read good old Uncle Steve's books, leave him some 5-star reviews wherever you can. If you haven't read his books, buy them. Read them. Then leave him some 5-star reviews.
Steve, can I have my 20 bucks now? 😉
Kat, that comment was like the best sex – without actually having it – that I ever almost had. 😛 And thank you. xx
Steve, I promise as soon as I get this kidney sold, I will throw some money in the hat! 😉
That's a pretty good looking kidney. Who'd you get that from?
I can offer you my first born, Steve. Not sure how much money she'll be able to provide. After all, she's extremely stubborn and rarely listens to what her mother has to say as it is.
Thanks, but I'm trying to cut down. 😉
When I finally persuade my cat to go out and work for a living… catching mice, licking stamps, sweeping chimeys… I'll help out
Training a cat? I won't get my hopes up…
Steve, you always brighten my day. Here's my virtual $20.00 for all your hard work.
Pay to the order of STEPHEN HISE the sum of twenty dollars and no cents (sense?)
Greta Burroughs
Greta you are naughty!!!
LOL! Thanks Greta. That's the closest I've come so far… 😀
I've got loads of Monopoly money, Steve. Will that do?
Oh, if only… 😀
Okay Stephen and all, you guilt this Catholic gal to go to her paypal account and buy a book; Upgrade, here is my donation to a knight in shining armor and keeping the blog Alive, need that zany humor. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays.
LOL! Guilt? That's just love in disguise. Thank you Susanna. I hope you like it. Um… no refunds. 😉
Stephen, if i had it to give, I would but I'm paying for a soon to be six year old's birthday party and then Christmas for same six year old:) After I get my e-reader, I'll keep you in mind, by the way, can I borrow a hundred? It's for the birthday party. lol
A birthday party for a six year old? Now I've heard everything. Back when I turned six, my dad gave me a gun and a list of his enemies and told me to go make myself useful. 😛