Summer vacation season is under way and soon the mountain country will be filled with city folk looking for an opportunity to connect with nature.
In the old days, things sorted themselves out. The city-dwellers would come out in their Bermuda shorts with backpacks full of Zagnuts wanting to pet the bears. It generally made for a short season and happy bears.
Then the park service started in with their “don’t feed the bears” campaign. Now we have four months of karaoke music and tofu weenies.
Real outdoorsmen know that tourist season is time for Natural Selection. Make sure your local souvenir shop is well-stocked with our “Bear Repellant.” Three new scents are available: Bacon, Salmon, and Chocolate.
Natural Selection: short season, happy bears, peace and quiet.