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Finally some real progress. I’ll reply by snail mail as soon as the servants will have fed them.
Excellent!
I’ll take mine in ornate teak-wood on sheepskin, please. When can I expect it? If the book doesn’t sell well on that, I can at least keep warm with it, right. -)
Copies can be produced in as little as a year, provided the monks don’t get the plague or something. 😉
They’re a much better match for my antique decor, too.
LOL.
What about illuminated capital letters? Is that extra?
Of course, that would be included with our deluxe package. 😉
I would prefer to chisel my stories into stone tablets. These new fangled mediums like scrolls will never last.
There’s always a Luddite in the crowd. 😛
Do you have any links for printers of scrolls????? Or better yet, a tablet chiseller??
Links? No. I did see a guy with a sandwich board, but I don’t remember the phone number. It was something like Pennsylvania 6 five thousand.
lol