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*sigh* Why wasn’t this available for my Agent Night books? Brilliant!
Heh. π
Where’s the number? Where’s the blasted number?????
Oh. I’ve been giving out your number, Rich. I hope that’s okay. Probably should have talked to you about that first. π
Now I know what’s wrong with my books. π
Iβll have Rich β I mean, the art department start on it right away. π
It’s bad that I want to read that scifi one, isn’t it? I know it. I need therapy. It must be the title. Yeah, that’s it. π
LOL. π
Put me down for one for my next book. π
YAY! You getting all this, Rich? Chop-chop, customers waiting. π
You waited deliberately until right after I published my new title to introduce this excellent service! You cad! You bounder! π
How DARE you call me a rapscallion! Oh. You didnβt. Never mind then Carry onβ¦
Fortunately, “J R R Laserpants” was my second choice pen name – so at least I managed to dodge that bullet!
That’s funny.
lol – I heart this. π
Simplification!… that’s the name of the game.