Did you ever wonder what editors do with all the pixels from the text they delete from manuscripts?
In the bad old days, they were just deleted. In today’s economy, we can no longer afford such wastefulness.
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Do you also buy unwanted pixels? I have a store of several hundred million that are languishing in an old hard drive – just in case they might be useful. If the price is right… I might be persuaded t part with them.
Oh, and I should mention that they are in several different languages and very jumbled up, so it would be Hobson’s choice.
My bin is overflowing. Anyone have space for my surplus?
Sounds like a deal! I’ll put them right next to my deed for the Brooklyn Bridge.
My neighbour suggested pressing them together into sheets and using them to run draft prints of manuscripts in progress. That way you won’t waste good paper.
It might play hell with your printer’s guts, however.
Very clever