Evil Mastermind Press is pleased to announce its upcoming release and the first in a new line of business-related books for people who have given up on success and just want to get by.
In Seven Habits of Highly Unsuccessful People, author Stephen Hise examines the life stories of numerous well-known losers and identifies the seven characteristics common to their failure.
From the story of Hubert “Swishy” Slogwell, the worst sports agent in history, to Mobutu Potapu, the only guy running a Nigerian oil scam who actually lost money, Hise covers them all.
Evil Mastermind Press will release the book as soon as just one of those lottery tickets pay off big. Be sure to watch for this one in bookstores nowhere near you!
So the idea is, you make others fail so you will look better? 😉
Harumph! Now I know whose picture I’ll be using for the cover of my next fake book. 😉
Cool! More exposure for me. You know what they say – any exposure is good exposure. lol
The police in my locality have a different opinion.
😉
No jurisdiction here. Phtttt!
LOL. Words of wisdom…
Ooh! This is SO my kind of book. Can’t wait!
In that case, it’s available for pre-order. 😉
Pinch me! This is fake, right? Damn – I was about to belt of and buy it!
LOL. 🙂