You’re smart. Peers seek out your counsel. You are the boss’s go-to person for the most challenging projects. Your friends ask for your advice on every decision. How’s that working out for you?
You’re surrounded by incompetents and work for morons. Every project that comes along gets dumped on you because the supervisor knows you’re smart enough to figure it out. Down the hall, that bozo Johnson whiles his day away playing Worlds of Warthogs.
If you’ve always believed intelligence would get you somewhere in life, you’re right. It got you where you are – overworked, underpaid, and perpetually mobbed by people who refuse to think for themselves. Ready for a change?
In The Total Idiot’s Guide to Stupidity for Dummies, you’ll learn the hidden power of stupidity. That’s right. Look around and you will realize something. The top celebrities, politicians, and the barons of Wall Street are all dumb as a box of rocks.
When you tap into the power of your own inner stupidity, you’ll find advancement and prosperity no longer elude you. Your workload will decrease, your day will no longer be filled with petty annoyances.
Here is just a sample of the treasures you’ll get when you buy The Total Idiot’s Guide to Stupidity for Dummies:
The seven key words you can misuse to make people think you are stupid;
101 stupid ways to respond when the boss asks if there are any questions;
How to look vacuous when someone is explaining something;
Top tricks for tuning out vital instructions; AND
How to make wardrobe choices that lower other people’s expectations of you.
Learn why they say ignorance is bliss and start bumbling your way to success with The Total Idiot’s Guide to Stupidity for Dummies. Remember, even if you only have average intelligence, you’re still smarter than 50% of the people. Are you willing to take that chance?
I’d love to get a copy….but I’m afraid I’d find sections I’d written in it. Besides … I don’t know how to wread or rite correct-like. But as a testament, I’ll say that I bet the book works and people shuld by it rite now … this minit. I’m living proof, out of work and happy as a clambbbb! Stupid works … but I learned it all from my sister. hahahha.
Seriously…thanks Stephen….you have no idea how much I need a good laugh today. Perfect timing!
Glad you enjoyed it. 🙂
I need this book. Where’s the buy link?
I’m using a new technique I call write-on-demand. If there are enough pre-orders, I’ll write the book. 😉
You have no idea how much I needed to laugh at this today. Thanks.
Glad to help. 🙂
This is fantastic! 🙂
Thanks, Rebekah. 🙂
Mr Hise, Sir, your snark is incomparable. 😀
I always aim for weapons-grade snark. The IU readers deserve nothing less. 😉
Where was this 40 years ago? It’s too late for me now.
It’s never too late to get stoopid. 😉
Ha! I think I have a head start on the wardrobe, though…
I like to think anyone can dress badly and everyone can dress worse. 😉
I can give instructions for putting on a blank stare when asked complicated questions.
LOL. Good. I’ll need people who want to teach the seminars based on the book. 😉
They should just bundle this book with copies of Twilight – get it to the people that need it most!
Now that I like, Rich!
Is this going to be a book with headings and fill in the blanks underneath as a party game?
Mad Libs! 😉
Always count on you to come up with just what’s needed, Stephen 🙂
Maybe I can always count on you to need whatever I come up with, T.D. 😉
Cool book, but you were a bit sneaky Steven not telling me that you gave out advanced copies to all the people in the office where I work. Grrr… 😉
LOL.