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Clearly, you haven’t figured out that impressing cats is a lost cause!
Jumpin’ pie-jiggers (TM), man! You’re making yourself smell like food! Everyone knows the fish is the natural prey of a cat in the wild … they’ll swim for miles following a choice guppy. You are opening up a world of hurt for yourself!
The last thing I need is my cat pestering me more often while I’m writing…
I need some mouthwash for my pig- he’s got NASTY breath! And I agree with Lynne- I can do without the cats bothering me while I write. The dog and pig are enough distractions.
Next, could you find some snake oil that is eco-friendly and does not harm any snakes?
Does it come in *Pilchard Passion*? 🙂
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