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Author: Stephen Hise

Stephen Hise is the Evil Mastermind and founder of Indies Unlimited. Hise is an independent author and an avid supporter of the indie author movement. Learn more about Stephen at his website or his Amazon author page.

7 thoughts on “IU is brought to you in part by…”

  1. Jumpin’ pie-jiggers (TM), man! You’re making yourself smell like food! Everyone knows the fish is the natural prey of a cat in the wild … they’ll swim for miles following a choice guppy. You are opening up a world of hurt for yourself!

  2. I need some mouthwash for my pig- he’s got NASTY breath! And I agree with Lynne- I can do without the cats bothering me while I write. The dog and pig are enough distractions.

  3. I had to use feliway cat face pheremones and type with a squirt bottle on hand to keep my dog from getting beaten up by our cats. Now, with Fishertine, they’re buddies again.

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