[Indies Unlimited is made possible in part by the people at Savage Senior Inc., makers of personal protective devices for senior citizens]
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Figure out how to get those razor-sharp blades on a hurrycane my mother has, and I’ll order a dozen. Or perhaps the best thing for her cane would be one of those karate throwing stars she can shoot out the middle of it.
Make sure you’re on her good side before you get her one of these. 😉
Do I detect a new “X-Game”? Grey hairs versus Rascalluans.
Cool!
Go Team Silvertip!!!
Now we’ve got a team name. Just waiting on the uniforms with the elastic waistbands.
LOL–you’ve been living in AZ too long 🙂
How strange. The authorities here agree with you. 😉
Hey! I’m getting to that age where I sure could use one of those!
Me too!