On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
A bestseller in a pear tree
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Abs like Brooklyn Decker
And a bestseller in a pear tree
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Lunch with J.K. Rowling
Abs like Brooklyn Decker
And a bestseller in a pear tree
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Lobster agnolotti
Lunch with J.K. Rowling
Abs like Brooklyn Decker
And a bestseller in a pear tree
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Domination over Word!
Lobster agnolotti
Lunch with Joanne
Abs like Brooklyn Decker
And a bestseller in a pear tree
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
A 1966 Mustang
Domination over Word!
Lobster agnolotti
Lunch with Joanne
Abs like Brooklyn Decker
And a bestseller in a pear tree
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
A first serve like Serena
The one with the pony windows
Kicking Word’s butt!
Lobster anything
Hanging out with Jo
Abs like Brooklyn Decker
And a bestseller in a pear tree
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Rich’s scary glasses
A first serve like Serena
Manual transmission
Word is my b—h!
Lobster ’til I’m sick
Hanging out with Jo
Abs like Brooklyn Decker
And a bestseller in a pear tree
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Shooting guns with Kat
Rich’s scary glasses
A first serve like Serena
White leather interior
Word is my b—h!
Lobster everything
Hanging out with Jo
Abs like Brooklyn Decker
And a bestseller in a pear tree
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
A European sojourn
Shooting guns with Kat
Rich’s scary glasses
A first serve like Serena
Shiny black ‘Stang
Word is my b—h!
Feed me lobster, please
Chilling with Jo
Abs like Brooklyn Decker
And a bestseller in a pear tree
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Cocktails with George Clooney
A European sojourn
Blasting cans with Kat
Rich’s scary glasses
A first serve like Serena
I really want that car
Word is my b—h!
Yummy lobster rolls
Chilling with Jo
Abs like Brooklyn Decker
And a bestseller in a pear tree
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Peace within my family
Cocktails with George Clooney
A European Sojourn
Blasting stuff with Kat
Rich’s scary glasses
A first serve like Serena
Don’t forget the Mustang
Word is my b—h!
Lobster agnolotti
Bffs with Jo
Abs like Brooklyn Decker
And a bestseller in a pear tree
Fun. 🙂
Thanks. 🙂
Great! 🙂
Thanks, Audrey!
Hmm… Makes me want lobster – yeah! 🙂
Lobster pierogi? 🙂
ROFL very clever! Nice!
I’m glad you enjoyed it. 🙂
Luv it
Thanks, Krista!
Nice job! And I want that car, too!
Lynne (who is still working on forgiving her father for selling our ’67 Mustang)
I learned to drive on a ’66 Mustang Fastback, black, 3 speed. Unbelievable car. Yucky boyfriend. 🙂
Love it, Lois! Now I want lobster and rockin’ abs… 😀
I can’t decide which I want more, the lobster or the abs …
I hope you get all that you want for Christmas, Lois. In he spirit of fun, my personal feelings on your little ditty:
Peace with my family… hmmm… we used to all go to my mum’s, for just about every special occasion, including Christmas; I haven’t seen most of them since her funeral in 2004.
Cocktails with George? He’s a pretty cool guy, I could dig that.
The European sojourn? Yeah I suppose so… done it to death though!
Blasted plenty of stuff, to be honest I’m over it now; I didn’t know Kat was a gun nut but now you mention it she does portray all the signs.
Rich’s glasses, well… what can I say?
I certainly wouldn’t like to be receiving Serena’s first serve, that’s for sure.
Never owned a Mustang but I sold a couple when I worked at ‘Horseless Carriages’ in Sydney in 83, and I did have a ‘66’ Light Blue, 357, auto, as a drive car for a couple of weeks before I sold it.
I misread the next one at first (reading it as Domination over the world), eyesight getting a little dim, either that or the mind starting to go west; whichever, I’m not sure I get it?
Lobster: you’ve got me with anything sea food!
Lunch with JK Rowling? That would be interesting.
Got the abs, had them most of my life, they’re getting a bit old now but still there.
I don’t need to comment on the ‘Best Seller in a pear tree’; that speaks for itself.
Nice, festive post, Lois.
Hello, T.D.!
Lol. I love your interpretation of my post.
My daughter would always say, “I dominated the audition” when she was in musical theatre. I have been trying, valiantly, to learn Word, and often need to seek remedial help. My desire to dominate is reserved to only a few areas in my life, Word software being one of them. A really smoking serve would be another.
I adored that Mustang. It had white leather interior and was pretty much stock. If I ever make a lot of money I’m going to find the exact same one.
The ab reference … I work very hard on mine but I think my cooking interferes. 🙂
Merry Christmas and Happy Holiday to you and yours. I’m glad you liked the post. My last one was too depressing for the holiday season.
Hilarious. I also misread the WORD domination thing at first as WORLD domination. Sorta reminds me of the old Steve Martin SNL thing “If I had only one wish for the world…” Heh. World domination works for me. Peace out. That’s an order.
I just saw a replay of the Steve Martin skit recently.
Thanks for stopping by, and Merry Christmas to you and your family. 🙂