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Thank you, guys. I hope you will get enough money from others to buy my books and produce “fame”. 🙂
By the way, is it really needed to produce a book? If you get virtual “people”, they’d be happy to buy a virtual “book”, and virtual “read”, right?
That’s the plan, Money creates everything. No need to write.
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Hilarious.
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I’m assuming this would require an additional fee…. 😀
Now all I have to do is win the lottery, or have rich old uncle Dodder die ASAP and leave me all his loot – whichever happens first I guess. Then, I pay you mucho dollars, and all 13 of my books will become phenomenal all time best sellers – right?
My name and address follow: Daisy Deadhead, 13 Dufus Avenue, Dimwitville, USA. [email protected]. Off to buy lottery tickets and look in on Uncle Dodder. . . I may need to “help” him along.
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Too funny!! It is about the truth, isn’t it?? Great post!