Everybody knows that books with little gold stickers on the cover are favored by book consumers. That’s why they are there, and why awards cost so much.
But, even with the abundance of cheesy little awards nobody ever heard of, it can still be difficult to win.
Breakthrough research we are just about to conduct will show that even though book consumers prefer books with little gold seals on the cover, 90% of those consumers don’t even bother to read the writing on the seal to know what it says. Of the 10% who do read the sticker, 0.0003% know the significance of it. All they know is if it’s got a gold seal on the cover, it has to be good!
Or does it?
Just because a book isn’t good doesn’t mean it can’t be a bestseller. Just look at the bestseller list, for crying out loud. Oh, the humanity! What do those books have that yours don’t? A little gold sticker.
Now your book can have that same cachet and become an overnight success, skyrocketing your sales*. The Golden Skunk Award is not given on the basis of merit, we award them to whoever pays. Sure, you can gamble away hundreds of dollars on a chance at winning a little gold sticker for your book, or you can pay us $100 and get one for sure!
But, don’t take our word for it. Here is a look at the Golden Skunk in action:
Be honest. Which book would you buy? Of course, you’d buy the one with the little gold seal on the cover. That’s what everyone does!
Order yours today!
*Your results may vary.
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