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Hobo Valley Resort & Spa
Times are hard and money is tight. That’s no reason to forgo a precious and well-earned vacation in the heartland of America’s beautiful wilderness. Situated ideally between the serenity of an Air Force missile testing range and the aromatic wonders of a local hog rendering plant, Hobo Valley has cabins for rent that meet every price range.
Hobo Valley Resort and Spa is a perfect writer’s getaway. With no phones or cellular signals, and very little gunfire coming from the nearby survivalist camp after 10 PM, you’ll find all the peace and quiet you need to complete your masterpiece. Call today for prices and availability!
Air conditioning included in every room.
Fresh game at every meal.
Notice: this resort is frequented by hobosexuals
lol
I think I stayed at this place once.
Once was all it took.
Looks like my old house back home in East Texas.
What’s the food like?
Looks like Tasmania!