Mr. Pish for President

Times are hard, and we need a President who is not afraid to make the tough choices and take a stand—or a nap. The ugly truth is that the problem with all the men who have served in the highest office in the land, is that they are people. They lack both focus and flea collars.

As your President, I promise to chase our enemies up a tree and bark them into submission. Coupled with my “You sniff mine and I’ll sniff yours” diplomacy, I think you’ll find I have a refreshing and innovative approach to foreign policy.

I have traveled all across this great country. I have seen urban blight and peed there. I have seen the beauty of natural wilderness and peed there. I have visited Canada and napped there.

I believe there should be a cake at every birthday and a fire hydrant on every corner. This will put Americans to work and make things more convenient for dogs everywhere!

I’d like to also point out that I have more books for sale than any other candidate in history!

On election day, I ask you to step into the booth, lift your leg proudly and commit an act of Terrier-ism. Vote Mr. Pish for President!

Want a free bumper sticker? Come join me on Facebook, leave me a comment and we’ll get one to you! (Offer good while supplies last!)

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This message was approved by Mr. Pish and the Pish for President Campaign, K.S. Brooks, campaign manager and kibble-keeper.

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16 thoughts on “Mr. Pish for President”

  1. Thank you, Marcia! I think you will find I share all your political views – especially if you give me treats. I like bacon a lot. Do you have any bacon?

    1. Audrey, you are so good to me. Yes, I believe that’s called a write-in vote? I don’t know. It sounds good to me. My secretary wants to know if you want some bookmarks and a bumper sticker. Just let one of us know. Woof!

        1. I don’t see a problem with that. I have extensive relationships in Canada (if I may be so bold as to mention my friends at the RCMP!) and I do enjoy good Maple Syrup and Bacon.

  2. I love it! You’d have my vote if I was a US citizen, Mr Pish. Maybe you could come over to Oz and try for office here? You don’t have to be born here to reach the highest office in the land, and I know you’d be better at it than the bit** doing the job at the moment; I’m sure your lovely mistress would give you a longer lead than she gets too.

    1. ooh, T.D., there’s a thought, my friend. Could I rule both nations at once? That’s an interesting possibility! I’ll have to have you in my cabinet, but one very important question first – what kind of treats do you have?

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