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After the catastrophic design failures associated with the Death Star debacle, thermal ports got a bad reputation, and deservedly so.
Ajax has put together the best engineers in the galaxy to solve these problems and is pleased to introduce our 204-A “petite” line of thermal ports. Though just as efficient at venting plasma gas, the new 204-A is smaller and nearly impossible to hit with proton torpedoes.
Even in the unlikely event of a superficial penetration, we have taken the additional precaution of adding a P trap, to assure projectiles have no straight line to the reactor.
We are sure you’ll be satisfied with our new thermal ports and will join the many who are glad to proclaim, “It’s finally safe to build death stars again!”
I just had to Google “Womp rats”. The mad things I do on a Sunday afternoon thanks to Indies Unlimited.
You kids today!
I can see the new year will hold more great wonders. Oh, btw, does Ajax still clean sinks, too?
Probably. You might not want to hold the sink too close to the thermal port…
Sorry Stephen, but the Force just came out with a new, improved “Mini-Force” and your thermal ports are still toast. Womp rats are safe though.
Dang! Technology marches on. Back to the drawing board…
Again, sorry. The Force just replaced the drawing board with “feelings.” Maybe you can go home again, but you can’t draw on anything when you get there.
Meesa love new port! Meesa think Anni will love it, too! Meesa wish I knew what happened to poor little Anni! Meesa think Meestah Lucas put me in next trilogy, too!
Let’s hope not… 😉
Only if you wear the glasses.
Whew! I was getting worried for a while there 🙂
Wouldn’t it be simpler to just put a kink in the pipe?
The WRU (Womp Rats Union) recently voted to change the spelling of “womp” to “whomp.” The upshot of this decision is that you will not only have to shoot at rodents of unusual size on Tatooine, you need to eliminate the dance halls in South London.
The president of the WRU was quoted as saying, “Squeak squeeee squik squeak,” which translates roughly as, “May the Force abandon your speeder, Luke Skywalker.”
Sweet! Do they take MasterCard?
I don’t actually get this…..
It’s a Star Wars thing, Audrey. I had to have someone explain it to me! (shhhh!)
Thanks Kat, my lips are sealed. 😉